Katy Abram: Hero of the Republic

Dear Katy,
Since you have never paid attention to politics before I am going to assume that you know very little about the subject. So I am all the more impressed, by your astute commentary about our founders.

Our founders were great men of vision. The tyranny of socialism these liberals want to impose on our freedom must be stopped. But we can't stop there! Our founders believed that it is every person's right to own slaves. In fact they did own slaves, and I want to own some too! Once we abolish emancipation I will never have to cut my grass, or clean the house again.

Only after we have abolished emancipation, can we begin to restore the freedom and the liberty to our once great Republic. I know that the founders would be horrified if they saw all these black people running around our country without overseers standing over them whip in hand. And I know they wouldn't want Americans to have health care either.