Freedom Planet

The planet I spend most of my time is Planet Freedom. I don't want my country to be be run by some homosexual Nazi. Liberals claim this is a rally point for them. Whats next, concentration camps for anyone who doesn't take it in the butt?

And if you listen closely to what Barney Frank is saying he clearly has problems with the First Amendment. This is the first step towards our country's fall into homosexual Nazism. He has no business serving in congress. The Late Republic is calling for the resignation of Barney Frank.

Katy Abram: Hero of the Republic

Dear Katy,
Since you have never paid attention to politics before I am going to assume that you know very little about the subject. So I am all the more impressed, by your astute commentary about our founders.

Our founders were great men of vision. The tyranny of socialism these liberals want to impose on our freedom must be stopped. But we can't stop there! Our founders believed that it is every person's right to own slaves. In fact they did own slaves, and I want to own some too! Once we abolish emancipation I will never have to cut my grass, or clean the house again.

Only after we have abolished emancipation, can we begin to restore the freedom and the liberty to our once great Republic. I know that the founders would be horrified if they saw all these black people running around our country without overseers standing over them whip in hand. And I know they wouldn't want Americans to have health care either.

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Health Care = Death Care

I have recently learned terrifying news about the health care bill they are debating in congress. Now the actual bill hasn't been written yet, but it is clear that the government intends to ruin your life and deprive the people of their fundamental right to be used and exploited by insurance companies. Clearly our government is in the hands of mad men!

Death Squads
And unnamed source from the Speaker's office has informed me that they intend to reorganize the health care system and nationalize it. In creating a bureaucracy to handle this task they will also be creating death-squads responsible for keeping order. These government sponsored death squads will also be charged with the responsibility of conducting a campaign of eugenics which will target red necks and uneducated people in the hopes of reducing the influence of the Republicans in congress. They will patrol our streets in search of pregnant women, whom they will then force to have abortions! And the elderly who are a drain on our social welfare programs will be lined up and shot.

This makes me sick. We should send all of the socialists liberal scum to the Gitmo country club before they steal our liberty.